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You only live once.......Unless someone has a defribrilator
Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke? I don`t know either, but whoever did should get a no bell prize.
I poured some shampoo over my speakers today and they blew up... So much for EXTRA VOLUME.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
Ladies: Sometimes you just need to throw your arms up in the air and say, "Tie me up"
Admit it, at some point in time you’ve tried to see if you had superpowers.
When two people love each other deeply, nothing is impossible. Except deciding on where to eat.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
Dear God, I´ve been very good today, no grumpy thoughts, no swearing and I haven´t been mean at all, but I´m about to get up now and I may need your help :)
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
You can`t control who comes into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.
Tried to explain Twitter to my 80 year old Mother, pretty sure she is now insane.
After watching "Breaking Bad" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I`d rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician.
I just ate some generic Frosted Flakes.... They"rrrrreeee alright.
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.