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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
Some days I’d like to take a chainsaw and cut a few branches off my family tree.
Putting vodka in my juice, because it`s Russia somewhere.
I don’t understand how my house gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
The next time someone asks me what I`m doing, I`m gonna reply "I`m breathing 2 stay alive how about u"?
It isn`t until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would`ve been a better option.
Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out...you have issues bro
Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
Well, THAT Jehovah`s Witness isn`t going to forget anytime soon what they witnessed when I answered the door.
Dating these days must be so hard, because how do you know somebody loves you if they don’t make you a mix tape?
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket .. I´d miss you alot and think of you often.
If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
What`s the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face.