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Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
I`m always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank
Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon ....I think I`m gonna be pretty good at it.
Uses 3 gallons of water to rinse out yogurt container so it can go into recycling bin
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them,The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...
The longer I sit in this drive-thru, the more pennies I’m going to pay with.
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn’t hear you the first 100 times.
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D