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When I`m bored, nobody texts me. But as soon as I`m busy, BAM! ... still nobody texts me.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
K-Y should be called K-WHEN, because we already know why.
Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
People tend to get angry when you treat them the same way they treat you.
Today`s Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone
Sometimes Late at night. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
Be the best you can be, while being the worst that you`re able to get away with.
I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
I just found out that his full name is actually, Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent ... I would have to say it’s the kids.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
thinks that life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.
Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Why are you doing this?