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Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
You girls are lucky, tampons are changing the end from a string to a bit of tinsel but its only for the Christmas period
If someone hates you for no apparent reason, give them one.
Irish Handcuffs: Holding a beer in each hand.
A coworker wouldn`t stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
Was disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected...
Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you´ve had?
The only charities I`ve donated money too recently are covered in glitter and dance to bad music.
yes I have a dirty mind, and yes you are in it...
I just keep telling myself you guys don`t have sex either.
So, at this point, should we really still be calling them New Kids on the Block?
When I have a yard sale I play the theme song to Sanford & Son with a boombox on my porch.
Falling out of bed the fun way. Oh wait, there isn`t a fun way....
The longer a Woman takes to get ready, the easier it is to piss her off.. it`s Science