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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
Drinking lots of beer and doing my taxes. So far the Government owes me 3.1 million. I love this Country!
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
It`s going to be so disappointing if we ever ask aliens about crop circles and they`re just like, "We really hate corn."
If you receive an e-mail that says: ``FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS`` Don`t open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
Since they`re loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
My wife said to go out and buy something that makes her look hot & sexy for Valentine`s Day! So I got drunk.
I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it`s health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.