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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way.
My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
I’m not going bald. I’m getting more head.
My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do.
Interviewer: Have any weaknesses? Me: Bullets I: No, I mean… M: Knives I: I don’t think y… M: probably evil dragons I: … M: Focusing.
I always tell the person at the drive-thru that they are so much prettier than I pictured them when I was ordering.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don’t want her to meet her competition right away.
Maybe this comment wont be important for you guys here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it`ll go unnoticed along with some others. maybe I`ll be criticized for this but I just want to let yall know I`m selling potatoes
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts
That`s it!! I`m never drinking again until tomorrow.
I’m in a rush to go home and do absolutely nothing.
Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets??