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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
I`d try Taco Bell`s breakfast but I don`t start drinking that early.
DATING TIP: Any time someone is hot and you`re too scared to approach them, remind yourself that they`ve probably had diarrhea at some point
Like this if you’re “never drinking again.”
Hate having friends? Just chew with your mouth open.
It`s too bad parallel lines never meet because they have so much in common.
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
I dated this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
That awkward moment when you type your password where you should`ve typed your email, and your friend`s standing right there -___-
When I was a kid...no wait, I still do that.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
when i die i want to be thrown out of an airplane with a superman costume
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
If you like to spoon, you`ll love to spatula. That`s where I flip you over to make certain you`re done properly on both sides.