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I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
I`ve come to believe that everyone on Earth could benefit from a 12 step program.
Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
I`m an optimist. To me, the glass is always half alcohol.
When children shy away, I say, "I don`t bite. Not hard anyway!" Then I laugh and bite them hard. They need to understand life`s not easy.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I`d never be bored again.
They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a sexy beast.
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It`s about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it
Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iphone, open and close their favorite apps. All by themselves. When I was that age, I was eating silly putty.