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Crap, summer is here and I`m nowhere near in drinking shape yet.
Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
I hate it when the credit card bills come in and I have to have sex with my husband.
At any given time, my wallet is worth more than it’s contents.
You have advice? For me? I have a $5 Starbucks gift card that`s older than you.
I`d like to eat healthy, but we all know what happened that time Eve ate an apple. Best not to risk it.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?
Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?
Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.
I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.
"F*ck that sh!t", is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I`m pretty damn excited.