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Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
My wife says "YOU`RE DRUNK!" like it is a bad thing.
I’m over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
Repeat after me: It doesn’t matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won’t solve it.
Still no news on the royal baby. One will assume its being delivered by Royal Mail
I`m giving up abbreviations for Lent. Laugh Out Loud
LADIES: Not all men get into a relationship just for sex. Some just need a personal chef.
I`m placing myself in "time-out" until I`m able to play nice with others! This may take a few hours as there are stupid people everywhere!
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it....
LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent ... I would have to say it’s the kids.
I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.