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i joined new gym yesterday. i did 3 sets of selfies on each machine
Before you decide to spend less time on social media... make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
If you are having anxiety over something you`ve said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.
Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday!
TEIAM - problem solved
Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did except you.
Single women come home, see what`s in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what`s in the bed and go to the fridge.
People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
It’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight..
Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo `till i google all over your facebook?
Don`t fall in love, learn how to ruin your life all by yourself.
So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses...
Nothing good ever came from drinking things that are on fire.
Life is not like a box of chocolates. It`s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your a$$ tomorrow.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married