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"Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish my ex wife would die ... That`s as far as I got.
Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
I tried to log in on my ipad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don`t own an ipad. Also, I`m out of vodka.
Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
A night of insomnia is usually followed by a morning of browser history clearing
Facebook is like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there`s anything good in it
It`s finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
Does anyone know when is the cut-off date to stop wishing someone Happy New Years?
If Tetris has taught me anything it`s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
I swear if my memory gets any worse, i`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
I`d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Vampire selfies are just phones floating in front of bathroom mirrors.