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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free.
The most common crossfit injury is a black eye from talking about it too much.
Did you know that one minute of kissing burns 26 calories? No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny.
We`re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings
Where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours. Facebook.
It`s fun to leave a note on the windshield of an expensive car saying sorry I smashed it, but I fixed it so well that you can`t tell.
It`s Sunday or as I like to call it, "No pants day".
For the record, giving someone the creeps for Christmas is technically not a gift.
The truth might set you free, but lying might keep you out of jail.
My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device. I call it "No air conditioning".
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D
If Wal-Mart ends up selling mortgages, the trailer market will explode.