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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
"F@ck It" has gotten me through a lot of situations.
I cant remember the last time i forgot something
When it comes to bug protection, you just can`t beat "OFF!".
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
Stress balls work really well when you shove them down someone`s throat.
They say you`re not supposed to go to the grocery store when you`re hungry. It`s been several days now, what should I do?
Scream “Chrome is better than Firefox” around a group of geeks if you wanna see them argue for 2 hours.
At a wedding reception I recently attended someone said, "All the married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”
Some parts of the world use Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. Me? I just want you all to know how delicious my sandwich is.
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
I can`t relate to people who "forget to eat"
A real friend is someone who knows how damn crazy you are... But is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
Don`t you hate it when you`re typing something and you`re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were boobies.