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Some people are more confused then a chameleon in a packet of Skittles.
I like surprises. Not the `finger in my a$$ without permission` kind, but flowers are always nice.
If you ever need anything please don`t hesitate to ask someone else first.
How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
People should be loved. Things should be used. Unfortunately, we have it backwards
When a cashier asks if you have a rewards card, look down, sigh, and say, "My wife took everything when she left"
Learned today that it`s about 12 min after realizing there`s no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are.
The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
You bring the friendship, I`ll bring the benefits.
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y`all.
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100x’s louder at night.
If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment?