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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
I love facebook... It`s the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot...
I love that moment when I`m cruising down the highway listening to country music and I suddenly realize "wait a minute I can change the station!"
whenever I take my clothes off the shower usually gets turned on
tonights theme: grab somebody sexy tell them hey, give me everything tonight!
I really thought 2015 had potential to be “my year” but we’re 2 months in and that ship has sailed so I’ll try again for 2016.
Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
I once ran a Half Marathon. Well, I say that because it sounds better than saying I collapsed and almost died halfway through a Full Marathon.
Thanks, autocorrect. I`m sure she`s dying to know about my huge peninsula.
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.
Happy 4th of July ! ... It`s a holiday. You know what that means... Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready.
If you’re keeping score in your relationship, I promise you, you’re losing.