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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
I`m not saying I`m lazy, but someone wrote "wash me" on my car so I just wrote back "nah"
When I`m home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer
My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water .. clear face ? Drink water.. Tired of your better half? Drown them
I’m too young to be too old for everything.
"That was supposed to be a compliment." -Men
Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
Maybe this comment wont be important for you guys here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it`ll go unnoticed along with some others. maybe I`ll be criticized for this but I just want to let yall know I`m selling potatoes
I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there`s no point in bothering with hash browns then.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
“That’s funny” is something I say when I can’t even fake a laugh.
Hello... Modeling Agency? Ya, my selfie just got 34 likes I think I`m ready to go pro!