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How come the energizer bunny beats a drum instead of doing something like working the cashier register at Wal-Mart?
Never trust a skinny chef
It`s so cold outside I had to put Jack in my Coke to keep it from freezing.
If one of your life goals is to fight with someone about how to load a dishwasher, may I suggest marriage.
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who`s new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
If every porkshop was perfect, we wouldn`t have hot dogs.
If you`re going to have opinions on my life, then I am assuming you will be paying some of the bills.
I`ve been single so long now I don`t remember what it`s like for someone to be mad at me for something I didn`t even know it did!
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help.
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
is not rude...I just wasn`t taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can`t stand.