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You know you`ve won the argument when the other person responds with "Whatever..."
I`m sticking to my guns ... I really should have washed my hands after I ate.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
when i have children im going to make them watch 2012 and tell them i survived all of that.
United Airlines.... Board as Doctor, leave as patient.
Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days.
Ride me like you stole me.
i was sooo funny i cracked me off.......
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
Is Nudeism a religion?
There would be a lot less people willing to run for public office if the losers were required to pick up all the lawn signs afterwards.
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap.
I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still cut the cheese.