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Please excuse me for talking while you were interrupting.
I`m not a psychologist,,, but I remember when a Hot Wheels track magically cured 80% of ADHD
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
"Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule.
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you
If money cant buy happiness,explain beer!
Life is basically one long, terrible date with yourself.
With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
my imaginary friend thinks ur crazy? an shes hot!
Does running away from your problems count as exercising? If it is, then I`m one hell of a fitness freak
I may not be the only egomaniac around here, but I’m the only one that matters.