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Of course it`s you. If it was me I wouldn`t even bring it up.
"No comment" - said no woman, ever
I always shout "PIZZA`S HERE" so the delivery guy doesn`t think I`m eating two pizzas by myself.
If you can´t say anything nice ... we´re probably related.
Well I was gonna donate blood today until the lady got all personal and started asking "who´s blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
I don`t know if I should tip the bathroom attendant, or charge for letting him watch...
Life is just like a p@nis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It`s the women who make it hard.
Let`s drink till this day makes some sort of sense.
Don’t get me started. I don’t come with brakes.
There is 1 mosquito in my apartment. I have 50 bullets. Let`s dance.
Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. :)
Sometimes I think "Screw this ... I`ll just be a stripper!"