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I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don`t want it.
On a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *Use calculator just in case
Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
After a while you just get used to people not understanding.
A lie is a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Most problems can be solved with nudity.
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
You`re not the sharpest knife in my back.
If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
I bought a little bag of air today, and the company that made it were kind enough to put some potato chips in it.
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind ... I`d be SO skinny!