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My hair only looks good on days when no one important sees it.
You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn`t a real sport.
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
Sorry, I didn’t get your message because I deleted it without listening.
I don`t have a drinking problem, I just celebrate everything! Like the fact that shirts have armholes, I`ll be celebrating that tonight.
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
There could be literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don`t even know it.
I guess if you spoke your mind, you´d be speechless, huh?
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there`s anything good, but nothing ever changes :b
So exactly what age will I stop falling over while trying to put on my underwear?
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile.
Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.
Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?