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It is days like today that I am glad that we all don`t live in a Yellow Submarine. Well at least not in the same one.
only fights if pillows are present.
If it doesn`t include antidepressants, they shouldn`t call it a Happy Meal.
Sorry I yelled "April Fool`s" while you were proposing to your girlfriend.
Someone said to me earlier, "Your face looks very familiar". I said, "I know, I`ve had it a long time."
Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon.
If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
Pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer.....me trying not to drop a child
You`re exceeding the limits of my medication. Please go away.
My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account.
People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.
Keep reaching for the stars but please get a better deodorant.
Family and Friends - I am FAR too busy to listen to any of your problems or concerns *Googles do penguins go to heaven?*
Day 10: I am thankful there are only 20 days left for all my friends to be thankful about how awesome their lives are.
A world without Facebook would be much more productive.