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I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she’s laughing at your junk.
How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?
Dear neighbor mowing your yard this morning, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
Pretty much the only time I want to hear about your ex is if she`s standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I`m good.
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
I was only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball.
Why don`t the post office get the Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people.
I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start.
A day without sunshine is like, you know... night
So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses...