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Her: Do I look fat? Him: Do I look stupid?...
Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on the internet right now.
Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did New Years Eve and at the beginning add the word "stop."
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one.
The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier.
Dear future boyfriend/girlfriend, where the hell are you?
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don’t wanna have to explain why I’m in your ‘Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.
I just ran a .003048K
Well another funny thing about this status is, by the time your done reading this, you realize it talks about absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time. Welcome to Facebook.
I say No to drugs but they... won`t listen.
It’s a holiday. You know what that means… Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready.
People who say they suffer from constipation are usually full of sh!t.