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I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I`m not sure whether to believe this or not.
In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
Am I the only one who runs up on happy couples and yells, "How could you do this to me" and then runs off crying?
I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon.... I think I am going to be pretty good at it.
People are always much more interesting before you get to know them.
You had me at, "we`ll make it look like an accident."
Where 5 minutes becomes 5 hours. Facebook.
You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...
Wait till the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald`s find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
Honey, You really don`t need to drive me crazy, I am close enough to walk.
Sometimes, when I "like" your post, it`s because my touchscreen is too sensitive and I only meant to scroll by your ass. Sometimes. ;)
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!
Anyone who calls it a "day off with the kids"... Either has no kids or doesn`t know what "day off" means.