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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
The worlds gonna end in 5 days & I don`t know what I`m gonna wear.
Wow! it`s late.. I need to hit the sack........ Then go to bed.
No matter how little I do in a day. I always feel like I could have done less.
is trying to decide ... laundry today or naked tomorrow
Every day can be Friday if you`re really irresponsible.
What supermarket did the pilgrims visit to purchase their canned gelatin cranberry sauce? I want my Thanksgiving to be authentic.
I don`t drink these days. I`m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
I`ll bet whoever said "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" had just farted
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them.
One fun way to describe Facebook is “imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart.”
A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they’re naughty.