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I don`t mind helping people as long as I`m not slightly inconvenienced.
A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn`t know it was even possible to be this jealous.
I have the same thought when I watch horror flicks as when I watch my wedding videos. I should have known who the psycho was much sooner.
I`m just a boy, standing in front of a girl; not listening to a f*cking thing she`s saying. But nodding, lots of nodding.
Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
Today is National I Don`t Feel Like Doing Sh!t Day. Celebrate accordingly.
just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." I´m pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn´t one of them.
If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
Apparently "whiskey and wild women" is not an acceptable answer when asked what your weaknesses are during a job interview.
Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine.
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one.
Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
Life is to short ... to waste time matching socks.
I`m at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage