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Is a roasted peanut like a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts?
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct
The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
when is humpty dumpty going to hatch?
woman belong in the kitchen? thats where the knives are you fool.
A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
"Paypal me your lunch money!" -Cyber Bullies
We all need that special person in our lives that makes it worth while to shave our pubes.
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
It is amazing how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, dishwasher, or vacuum cleaner.
My New Years Resolution for 2015 is to stop being so impatient.
Sometimes I wish people would just bring donuts to work instead of drama.