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It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
So my friend is mad at me because I slept with her ex. Her instructions were very clear when they broke up, she said "F*ck that guy!"
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We`ll see about that.
I`m glad I`m me, I don`t think anybody else could take it.
I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
If your dog loves hanging his head out the window of the car as you are driving, but growls when you blow in his face, you may need a breath mint.
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
Looking forward to `Breaking Bad` merchandise. Especially the cook book.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
Everyone loved Jack-in-the-box as kids. Now I`m older, I like mine in the bottle
What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there`s no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it.
These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]