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All I`m saying is that the cheese grater wouldn`t have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after every use.
If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go to sleep early or late?
By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn`t yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance
I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over an hour, waiting for an employee to wash my hands.
"You go girl" - asking my girlfriend to move out, but sassy like
Forget resolutions, Imma just say from now on... TGIS "Thank God I Survived" ! :)
People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL.
When someone shows you they don`t want to be a part of your life, let them go. I`m not saying you can`t make a voodoo doll of them, though.
My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
People would probably piss me off a lot less if I was allowed to drive a tank.
If you feel like you’re about to punch someone, take a deep breath. Then exhale as you punch to get more power.
I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their sh!t together.
Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.
Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you`ve done with the place.
I spend my weekends farting in libraries and then shushing people that complain.