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Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I`ll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony.
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!
I`ve always wondered why they don`t have a pregnant Barbie doll? Turns out Ken comes in a different box...
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking!
OMG, what a day I had. If Monday was a guy, I`d punch him in the throat!
Friends are like slinkys, they are twisted as heck but you can`t help but laugh when they fall down the stairs.
No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas.
Please help control the pet population, have that special talk with your pet!
I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
Has anybody seen my keys? they`re awesome.
There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.