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I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult`s table will become the kid`s table.
It`s actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day.
Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb . Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
My GPS says "time of arrival" ... I see "time to beat."
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can`t figure out who`s going to do it.
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
I swear, if one more person calls me an alcoholic they are getting a high five too.
Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant," will come back on "32 and a Grandma."
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.