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House cleaning would go a lot faster if the spray bottles made laser gun sounds
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be “doesn’t know how to follow directions.”
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
I always try to behave on Friday nights but there are usually too many other options.
One out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they´re okay, then it´s you.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.
“But I read somewhere…” -me about to make some sh!t up.
PRO TIP: If you see a woman crying, never ask if its because of her hair.
lifes like a box of chocolates, never know whatcha gonna get (:
The only person that can procrastinate more than me hasn`t even been born yet.
You know you are getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying.
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
My boyfriend isn`t allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.