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I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
I don`t care about your status...
I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
Now that my kids are getting older, I`m worried I`ll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny.
I put on my pants like everyone else. Right after the security guard in Target says "Sir, we`re going to have to ask you to leave."
Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003.
If men could have multiple orgasms, lotions would cost more than an iPhone.
The guy below me obviously has never seen R2-D2.
is a mystery you´ll never solve
Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.
OMG!!!!! I almost went to the toilet without my phone!
The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.