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You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
The best nicknames are the ones you don’t even know you have.
Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
The expiration date on my credit card is 4/20 and it always gets a good laugh when Im ordering pizza for delivery.
If you’ve ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you`re over 40.
I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
New rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I`m guaranteed at least one attempt on trying to trip you.
Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the adult version of hiding your report card from your parents.
Sidenote #2: Always have your middle finger ready on standby.
I`m 99% sure you think I`m weird. And I`m 100% sure I don`t care.
Top 5 things I stare into: 1) My phone. 2) The fridge. 3) Space. 4) The abyss. 5) Your windows.
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them so damn often.
Tip of the day: Don`t be a douche!