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I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.
trying to do something before the microwave is finished is sort of like trying to complete the countdown maths problem on countdown...
Lets not get carried away it`s not like McDonalds shutdown
There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
Went looking for camouflage underwear today.....couldn`t find any
When a man says he`ll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!
Know your customer. Think like an idiot.
If my body is EVER found dead on a designated jogging trail.. Just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.. :|
I`m giving up procrastination for Lent ... starting tomorrow.
Some mornings it`s best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it, and suck.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She`s now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don`t negotiate with terrorists!!
There are two types of people I can`t stand. Nosy people, and people who won`t tell me what`s going on.
I got rid of all the bad influence people in my life and now I`m bored.