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So I´ve narrowed it down and I´m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.
Do you ever notice that when you´re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one.
People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.
have you ever tried waking up in the morning? its horrible, the sun`s the wrong place and your head is so damn heavy.
You can`t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman, it doesn`t matter if its Visa or Mastercard.
You know that tingly feeling you get when you have a crush on someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
The longer I stay at home. The more homeless looking I look.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I...
Can I use my Mastercard to make my Visa payment?
I`m so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn`t think it would go THIS far..... sorry
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
The only thing more amusing than someone leaving a voicemail is them asking if you actually listened to it.