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Not sure what`s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
People like you remind me how lucky I am that my cell phone provider has a block option! Just sayin.
I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.
There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you`re not.
I wonder how long I’d be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them...
Sure, I was walking home from the bar drunk, but I wasn`t even stumbling. My guess is, the cops just had it in for naked people.
Sometimes you can just tell it`s going to be a "Does not play well with others" kind of day.
I am a Mother hear me roar.....especially when my kids decide to make a kite out of my granny panties and fly it down the street.
If you see me laughing like a crazy person, think nothing of it ..it`s just the voices in my head telling me jokes!
Depresso; the feeling you get when you`ve run out of coffee.
If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you.
Im convinced that one day we will all live in the future.
Trouble is just fun you got caught having.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"