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Does the Food Network deliver?
Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
My girlfriend and I have an open relationship and will continue to do so right up until she finds out.
*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate...
I`ve single handedly defeated my erection.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it`s a shame they`ll never meet
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
Reverse Psychology: DO not STALK MY FB PAGE. YOU ARE not OBSESSED WITH ME...
Men are a lot like kids, if you want to shut them up, put a boob in their mouth.
If listening to stupid people burned calories, I`d be a supermodel.
Winning isn`t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your opponent is also important.
Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
A blind man walks into a bar....and a stool....and a table....
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.