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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so f*ck off
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
Sometimes it looks like I’m flashing gang signs, but really I’m just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.
Sea levels aren’t rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking…
If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a video camera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their car keys.
If you don`t like me now, you won`t like me later because I just get worse.
My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we`ll try butt stuff........ * Please DON`T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary.....
Your cat doesn`t love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.
Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
The little piggy who went to market... wasn`t going shopping. Wrap your mind around that for a moment.
Recent survey asked people in the U.S if there are too many immigrants: 17% said yes, 83% said Lo siento, no hablan Inglés
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.
Oh the weather outside is frightful, And this booze is damn delightful