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I just found out that checking your credit score actually LOWERS your credit rating. Seriously? That`s like every time you look in the mirror, you get a little bit uglier.
Just woke up next to my bed. Not sure if I fell out or didn`t quite make it in.
Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money :)
Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
Im going to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people`s cars saying "sorry for the damage." Then watching the magic.
"May the 4th" be with you!
I was having breakfast at a friend`s house and she said "How do you take your coffee?" I said "Very seriously."
I got a lot more sleep back when phones were only used for calling people.
It would be a lot easier to drink the recommended 64oz of water a day if it was beer.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. Except for bodily functions...Hopefully you can control THEM. :/
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don`t even have a battery in my smoke detector...
I think my mailman is stealing my Nigerian lottery checks.
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.