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The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie.
I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
Mo’ money, mo’ problems. This explains why I don’t have problems.
You don`t know broke until you`ve rinsed off a paper plate.
This might be the worst online counseling site ever.
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
Is it weird that I`m 43 years old and have a secret handshake with 3 adults.....and my dog?
I am really glad the shutdown is over. I`ll tell you something, it was very lonely being the only nonessential employee who was working.
roes are red violets are blue he`s for me not for you if for any chance you`ll take my place i`ll use my fist and smash your face
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.
If there`s one thing I learned from my wife, it`s don`t get married!
Women are like bacon: they look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they will slowly kill you