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I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
Putting vodka in my juice, because it`s Russia somewhere.
Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
It`s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
The Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.
You are like that one crazy wheel on a grocery cart.
I only say "bless you" twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume it didn`t take and you`re a demon who must be destroyed.
If the cupcake has some green sprinkles on it, it`s a vegetable, right?
It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.
You never know how many people you dislike until you have to name your child.