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Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
Dad: Son its a fact that masturbation can lead to blindness. Me: Dad... Im over here ..
This headache feels like dumb people
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
When you consider names for your baby, it`s important to try out the middle name in an angry voice.
Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
No, I don`t have tourette syndrome..I was just telling you what I think of you.
According to my nipples, there is a 99% chance it`s cold as hell right now!
It`s kind of weird that beams of electricity strike down from the sky and we`re all just okay with it.
Just once I want my boss to assume I`m tired in the morning because I fight crime all night, not because of all the booze I drank.
The only beachfront property I`ll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
Put your gossiping skills to the test, go write a novel...
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.