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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
You know you`re up really late at night when you turn on ESPN and 2 white guys are boxing!
How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
have you ever tried waking up in the morning? its horrible, the sun`s the wrong place and your head is so damn heavy.
It takes patience to listen, it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
People are like slinkeys; they don’t really serve a purpose, but you can’t help but laugh when one of them falls down the stairs.
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
If your parachute doesn`t deploy don`t worry, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful.
Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
So there`s a t.v. show called, It`s Me or the Dog?.. I was disappointed to find out its not a game show where people guess who farted