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Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
I have off-road rage, too
Right now I`m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I`ve forgotten this before.
I hate when I`m wearing my apple bottoms jeans and I can`t find boots with the fur.
The perfect time for a snack is while you’re waiting for another snack to finish cooking.
Ladies, don`t say that men never listen... We can tell you every word of what was said during an NFL pregame or in-game broadcast.
Ice cream is clearly God`s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Checked my bank balance at the ATM and was happy to see I had 707 dollars in it until I realized I was holding the receipt upside down and it said LOL instead.
that annoying manager who thinks they are god ... you are not ... you are a douche box
Talking to me this morning is like trying to dribble a ball with not enough air in it.
My favorite sex position is, "don`t tell anyone we did this".
I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.
It`s no fun if you have permission.