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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
I was fighting with this gal over who is lazier. I let her win.
i am not so think, as you drunk i am
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles and pay to walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
I wanted to say thank you to all the people who gave me a reason to drink this Friday night.
I`m just doing what the beer tells me to.
Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They`re probably the reason.
These spaghetti-o`s taste like I don`t get paid until tomorrow.
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn`t easy.
I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores
I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.